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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Þarna kom það!

Mikið hefur verið rætt um það í fjölmiðlum (eða "fjölmiðlum") á Íslandi að Bush forseti Bandaríkjanna sé í miðausturlöndum að predika frið, svona á milli þess sem hann ógnar Írönum stríði, sem er brot á alþjóðalögum by the way.

Anyway, þá var ég alltaf að hugsa að það hlyti eitthvað að búa að baki. Honum er svo sem skítsama um annað fólk, hvað þá fólk sem er öðruvísi á litinn og trúir ekki öllu sem stendur í biblíunni, þannig að þetta friðartal hans hlýtur að vera yfirhylming.

Sem það reyndist svo auðvitað vera:
"George W. Bush told the American people that he was going to the Middle East last week to bring peace to the region. He lied. His real purpose was to go to the region as a salesman. And he made quite a deal.

Bush delivered promises to the region of weapons sales in the amount of $20 billion. That is quite a haul for the military industrial complex. As a way to make this deal palatable to the American people he made lots of bold and threatening comments about Iran's desire to take over the region. Thus Bush portrayed himself as a protector of the holy crown.

The arms sales deal includes $123 million worth of precision-guided bombs to Saudi Arabia so they can continue to hold off opposition to their authoritarian kingdom.

The United Arab Emirates coughed up $9.763 billion for a Patriot missile defense system and upgrades to early warning aircraft.

Kuwait will get $1.691 billion worth of missiles and upgrades to its Patriot missile system."


Hann var semsagt að redda vopnaframleiðendum í Bandaríkjunum samningum upp á milljarða dollara. Og það í Sádí Arabíu, hinum mikla boðbera frelsis og friðar.

Aumingi.


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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Hin viðkvæma blygðunarkennd Jóhanns Þ

Ég uppgötvaði nýlega, mér til mikils hryllings, að lag á einum af uppáhalds diskunum mínum fjallaði um það að gleypa sæði. Ég hafði nú svo sem ekki haldið að lagið væri um neitt, en maður er heldur ekkert alltaf með það á hreinu um hvað öll lög sem maður hlustar á fjalla.

Anyway, þá var ég að lesa um þennan disk, Angel Dust með Faith No More, á wikipedia, og sá að lagið var samið í einhverju gríni af öðrum en söngvaranum, með það í huga að söngvarinn þyrfti svo að syngja textann á tónleikum.

Hérna er textinn, sem er augljóslega um sáðfrumuát, svona þegar það er búið að benda manni á það. Eða kannski var ég bara svona saklaus unglingur að ég skildi ekkert hvert verið var að fara í textanum.
"FAITH NO MORE lyrics - Be Aggressive

I started this
It's all for me
What's yours is yours and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e

What someone else
Would leave behind
And spit it out, let go to waste
I claim is mine
You're my flavor of the week

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed
Reach down my throat
You filthy bird
That's all I need
This empty pit
I've got to feed
To prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master
And I take it on my knees
Ejaculation
Tribulation

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e

Go, fight, go, fight, go, fight, win"


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Monday, January 14, 2008
Vikan byrjar vel

Vikan hjá mér byrjaði í þessum líka fína hláturskasti... eftir að vinkona mín hún reddit benti mér á þetta, 100 bestu hlutir sem sagðir hafa verið á kristnum spjallrásum í BNA. Ég kem með nokkur dæmi (svona svo að þið getið byrjað vikun jafnvel og ég).
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."
Þetta hefði nú getað komið héðan.
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."


Hmm... hvar getur maður fundið risastórann orkugjafa sem beinir mikilli orku að jörðinni... mér dettur bara ekkert í hug.


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