There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour. Finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So, they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"
The kid said,"No, mummy beats me."
So the judge asked "Would you like to stay with your papa then?"
The kid said, "No, papa beats me."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do. After thinking for some time he smiled and announced his decision: the kid would stay with the Icelandic Football Team because they never beat anybody.